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What I wanted to be when I was 5...at Margie's (Margarita's)
14 Whitakre O-week

virgin, suspenders, lumberjack



gridiron



more



dance dance





pictures courtesy of ayelet

Starlight Starbright, the first star that I see tonight

SKYCITY Starlight Symphony. free festival with an attendance of over 100,000 people at the auckland domin. classical music, brooke fraser (NZ songwriter/singer), fireworks, artillery cannons. cool-as.

shivloads of peopre









brooke fraser



media courtesy of ayelet

Good times at Dunedin + Otago Uni

da streetz of dunedin





uni of otago






old friends and new

i'm gonna go sit on the dick. or deck?
you know that old part of the watermelon that is super grainy?
hyphy movement 101
accent wars

family dinners. kiwi, american, australian/maori (whitest redheaded maori ever)



before i left. sad face.

thizz 101. why have non-americans not heard of this thizz?







was going to bake me a "bye kevin" cake. or kivin. but i left too early. at least there was planning and recipes finished.



justice, jizzm, law and order. respectively.



good fucking times. i feel like an otago student. i'll miss them. i'll visit soon for sure.

Wuzzat at Queenstown?!

work? looks like beastiality to me. or is work = beastiality? therefore work = fun?



extinct motherfuckers. huge birds hunted to extinction my hums.



australian possums were introduced to new zealand for the fur trade awhile ago. now they are a pest to the new zealand environment. every 500 meters or so on the road you'll find dead possum roadkill. they hate possums here so they'll find any way they can to use the fur. and then shamelessly ask you to buy it. and it's soft. and warm.



BEST BERGER EVER.

Day Hyx

fern hill hike

little creek



360 view







goatums



queen hill hike

i tried to save him, but the wasp just kept chewing on its wings so i just watched nature for a good 10 minutes.



another same-ol view.



skyline complex

again same-ol



luge da luge.

Shotover Canyon Swing

i'm petrified of heights. yet i made myself do this.



FUCK. SO SCARY EVEN MY SHIT WAS SCARED. there are different styles of jumping to fuck yourself up as listed on their website. and i did the pindrop jump.



SHIT



SHIT



SHIT



SHIT



FUCK SHIT.

Milford Sound? More like Milford Fiord

milford sound is actually a fiord which is an inlet that's carved by glacial activity. confuse much?

mirror lakes in fiordland national park where milford sound and other fiords are located.



deep glacial carved canyons in the national park



tilted milford sound



falling water at milford sound




loungin

Bumbles

HOSTELED 2 - israeli, canadian, louisiana, english, australian

bumbles >>>>>>> YHA



kitchen/dining



FONC



lounge it out

It's Byootiful okay?

i pee a little every time i see this. this is lake wakatipu in queenstown surrounded by mountains. wakatipu in maori means sleeping monster. legend has it that the water level of lake wakatipu rises 8-10 cm every 10 minutes which indicates the monster's beating heart at the bottom of the lake. BULLLLLSHITTTTT.

i wish pictures could do this place justice.